Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Hmmm... I'm wondering what I should write about first... Anyway, for everyone who's been wondering what that hell is AP, PA, RAO, LAO... These are radiographic terms. A = Anterior, P = Posterior, R = right, L= left, O is olique. Anterior is front, posterior is back.
AP means you look at a person from teh Anterior side towards the posterior side. IE, up front look. PA means from the back. Right-left oblique means look from the angles 45 degree to the AP. Hahaha, stupid jargon. Thanks for listening to this dumb lesson you ppl would never have needed.
Anyway, today's main topic. Butches. This is a simple lesson for guys and girls who weren't from girls schools. Lindy and Eileen can prob help me edit the parts i've missed.
Butches are lesbian girls who are "boyfriends" to lesbian girls. Generally called passives. Anyway, butches are a sub-set of the bigger group of guy-acting lesbian girls called the
active lesbians. What's special about butches? They generally make very ugly girls, but when they dress as guys, they will look slightly not so gross cos on the average, guys are not as good looking. Anyway, these butches are also fatter and what more they wear 2 tops to make themselves look EVEN bigger. So that they can look more guyish and can "provide" the "security" to their girlfriends. Anyway, the other main reason for wearing double layer is that they can cover the bra lines and smoothen out the girl-ish contours which will make them look more guyish. I wonder where they learn all these lessons siah. I've seen butches walk into male toilets, but those are the courageous ones, they still generally visit female toilets.
So how do you recognise a butch? Well, simple rules,
1. look for the double layered tops, they usually wear a shirt/polo tee over a t-shirt.
2. Look for the earstud or ring on the right
3. look for the smaller shoe sizes they wear
4. Look for the Armani hairstyle they sport
5. Look for the bigger hips females have, and the natural sway ALL women have when they walk
6. Although they try damn hard, you can still see their (sports) bra lines with some effort and lighting.
So why am I talking about this in my blog? Cos I've realized that alot of my guy friends, even some girls, can't identify that the "guy" they see can't pee standing. Well, I'm not against them, but my guy friends do say that they waste the supply of chio bus (right Ah wang?) by making them their "girlfriends".
Haha, talking about double layer clothing. Darling bought me a polo t-shirt that gives a double layer effect. And my butt is big, wonder if anyone will think i'm butch... hahaha...