Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Hmmm... I'm wondering what I should write about first... Anyway, for everyone who's been wondering what that hell is AP, PA, RAO, LAO... These are radiographic terms. A = Anterior, P = Posterior, R = right, L= left, O is olique. Anterior is front, posterior is back.
AP means you look at a person from teh Anterior side towards the posterior side. IE, up front look. PA means from the back. Right-left oblique means look from the angles 45 degree to the AP. Hahaha, stupid jargon. Thanks for listening to this dumb lesson you ppl would never have needed.
Anyway, today's main topic. Butches. This is a simple lesson for guys and girls who weren't from girls schools. Lindy and Eileen can prob help me edit the parts i've missed.
Butches are lesbian girls who are "boyfriends" to lesbian girls. Generally called passives. Anyway, butches are a sub-set of the bigger group of guy-acting lesbian girls called the active lesbians. What's special about butches? They generally make very ugly girls, but when they dress as guys, they will look slightly not so gross cos on the average, guys are not as good looking. Anyway, these butches are also fatter and what more they wear 2 tops to make themselves look EVEN bigger. So that they can look more guyish and can "provide" the "security" to their girlfriends. Anyway, the other main reason for wearing double layer is that they can cover the bra lines and smoothen out the girl-ish contours which will make them look more guyish. I wonder where they learn all these lessons siah. I've seen butches walk into male toilets, but those are the courageous ones, they still generally visit female toilets.
So how do you recognise a butch? Well, simple rules,
1. look for the double layered tops, they usually wear a shirt/polo tee over a t-shirt.
2. Look for the earstud or ring on the right
3. look for the smaller shoe sizes they wear
4. Look for the Armani hairstyle they sport
5. Look for the bigger hips females have, and the natural sway ALL women have when they walk
6. Although they try damn hard, you can still see their (sports) bra lines with some effort and lighting.
So why am I talking about this in my blog? Cos I've realized that alot of my guy friends, even some girls, can't identify that the "guy" they see can't pee standing. Well, I'm not against them, but my guy friends do say that they waste the supply of chio bus (right Ah wang?) by making them their "girlfriends".
Haha, talking about double layer clothing. Darling bought me a polo t-shirt that gives a double layer effect. And my butt is big, wonder if anyone will think i'm butch... hahaha...
Posted by NuhC at 12:51 AM
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Sigh... I'm 22 years old alreaDY. My birthday was pretty well spent. Had a BBQ with Alvin, Kok Keng, Laiping and Michelle and Darling. The food portion I've prepared was just nice and tasted pretty wellof course that was with Darling's help. After BBQ was the mahjong session. Won some cash...
Once it past my birthday to the 29th, hell broke loose... Sigh....
Posted by NuhC at 2:18 PM
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Woooo hoooooo!!
To watch Star Wars Episode i went with Alvin last night. Much eagerness I had when I finally went to watch the show. Great show it was, and much power was the force. Especially the dark side. Wondering in case you are, the best and most powerful jedi's bad language i'm mimmicking...
Today was darling and my own little private celebration for my birthday. Watched a very sweet and funny show called monster in law with darling. Then we went to don don don, 1, 2, 3, Kuishin-bo! The food was sooo good, everything was so damn fresh and nice! Wah!!! Very very nice meal, especially when i was with my special girl. The nice day continued when darling and I went to take a kaypoh look see at Kok's secret girl... Very pretty and sweet girl, especially in her AP view. The PA view nothing special... RAO and LAO views were ok only. Still really glad for this thick and thin bro...
Posted by NuhC at 12:24 AM
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Just gotten my results. Pretty happy about them...
Watched Starwars!!! Wah! Damn nice, and damn cock! All the waiting and stuff, ALL gone... So sad siah....
Posted by NuhC at 1:59 AM
Monday, May 23, 2005
Been a pretty good weekend. Although I don't realy feel the long weekend thingy, but it's been good for me. Played mahjong twice, on sunday with darling, laiping and michelle. And today with Alvin, kok and darling. Overall won very little only. We play mahjong for the love of the game.
Thanks dear, for being so supportive in the things i do... :)
Posted by NuhC at 8:37 PM
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Today is the 21st of May! 10 months ago, my princess agreed to be my girlfriend! Even this thought is happy... If I was Peter Pan and I needed a happy thought to fly, this would definately be it.
On the 21st of July of 2004, we were at Delifrance in Northpoint. That special seat at the corner. The corner seat. It was like, we both knew one another's feeling but just didn't voice it out. The music was good, all the 90s love songs that we grew up listening to. For some reason, I found myself hugging darling, and poof...
10 months down the road, we're still so happy together...
So here's our song... Although it's so many other couple's song...
To everyone who's finding love, esp to a brother of mine:
Your day will come, in the weirdest way and form... CheerS!
Posted by NuhC at 1:35 AM
Thursday, May 19, 2005
I went to 2A and 2B class BBQ yeseterday. It was fun and the fire came on quite easily in the wind. Anyway, the food was good and Sabrina is such a nice person. She single handedly did all the food prep and she like didn't complaint at all. Heehee, I got help lah, did the dirtiest part of the prep. Which was preparing the stingray in the chalet toilet. Haha...
Anyway, the chalet was fun with loads of food, too many otak that was totally wasted. Anyway, it was fun lah. And i thank Group 2 to be so welcoming...
Posted by NuhC at 6:38 PM
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Here are some of the photos from Bangkok...
Bangkok, the contrast of rotting buildings and the soaring mordern tower
At the train station
The huge bed fits 3 girls!
Great view from the room
The Pizza Company's great meal
Darling and I
Tuk Tuk!
Posted by NuhC at 6:42 PM
Saturday, May 14, 2005
I suddenly had a mood to write alot more about my Bangkok trip. I know I'm not the first person to have ever visited Bagkok, but it's my first and it's definitely a memorable and eventful one. Firstly, the cab rides were damn exciting. I'm love speed, and the kinds of speed the cabs hit! Wow! they average 110km/h while still weaving thru traffic and the way they bend corners! I've got a need for speed! The most memorable cab ride has to be this cabby who challenged this crazy lady behind the wheels of a Mitsubitshi Lancer. Woah, they were racing and challenging one another's guts but cutting in front of one another with dangerously short distance in between and tailgating and less than 1meter at a crazy 90km/h!
Next, there was the "Patpong market" Which was also a read light district where the "lady boys" made business. The market was good, lots to see loads to buy. And alot of irritating promoters to Tiger shows. Wah lao, my girlfriend was with me can? And the fucker try to sell me a 100baht blowjob, by some unknown gay. But I was safe anyway. Bought a lamp at the market and we ate at the Pizza Company. Very very nice pizzas, so much better than Pizza hut and Canadian.
Anyway, when we got back to hotel. The night view of Bangkok city was just phenomenal. The room that darling and I shared had this huge king sized bed and if we didn't draw the curtains, we could go to sleep with Bangkok's view. BTW, darling is such an angel when she's alseep...
Next day was the Chaktucak market. HUGE! one word, says it all. So many stalls. and I think we barely covered half of the market in 6 hours. There was this finger food that tastes sooo good. We don't even know the name of it. And Ice mocha was like 25baht, just a little more than S$1. most of my shopping was done there. But the irritating thing was that, there weren't any fitting rooms in most of the shops, came back with 2 shirts that were too small. Dinner was at Siam Square, which is this slightly more upclass place with alot of restaurants and boutiques. Ate at Noodi, which I suspect is the same as Nooch in Singapore, just a slight name change. The tom yam noodle was gooooood, and cheap! We each spent only S$4 on the meal.
Next day was MBK, which in my own agar-ration is bigger than Changi airport Terminals, and there was 7 storeys of it! Hard core!! Shopped a bit and ate alot there. Haha, I guess the happiest people were the girls. They really shop and shop siah... Oh ya, we took their MRT to MBK from the hotel. Their travelling cost is pretty ex, I think, I'll rather take cab with that kind on money spent on a train ride. I was really tempted to buy a pair of Levi's jeans, processed 501s work out to about S$100, they sell at 150 odd in singapore! :-( Nvm lah... next time got chance again...
On the last day, we took at trip down Chao Phraya, Bangkok's river of life. The very place where the city first started off. We took a 800 baht boat ride, which the fellow initially asked for 2000! Damn him... I know the ride was still ex, but nvm lah, last day, and we had alot of baht left anyway. The river ride was good. I realised that we only stayed in New Bangkok all the while. Old Bangkok is where the commoners stayed, that's where we'll see the normal lives that people lived. The ferry took a little round trip into old Bangkok on a distributary of Chao Phraya, into the floating market and the squatters. There were kids running around the river side, not attending school, just irritating the passing tourist ferries. And one end, someone was pissing and at the other, someone was bathing! Wahahaha... And, we witnessed some men, building stlits (to build a house), something we'll never see in singapore.
All in all... great trip, lots of shopping, lots of good cheap food, lots of poor people... sigh... And for the first 3 days, we felt Bangkok was a cosmopolitian...
Posted by NuhC at 11:04 AM
Thursday, May 12, 2005
I'm back from Bangkok! It was such a good good good trip. Well worth the money that i've spent. Firstly, Eastin Hotel is such a nice hotel! It's nice big and spacous. The view of Bangkok from Bangkok was breath taking!
Well, I did alot of shopping with darling, shuhan and peifen. Walked up and down markets after markets. Bought 9 tops and 3 pairs of nice shorts. And many other misc stuff.
Food was so cheap, ate and ate and ate... Shiok...
Posted by NuhC at 3:31 PM
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Hey all, I'm going to Bangkok for 4 days and 4 nights. So will be back on tuesday... Will update about the trip when i'm back! So excited! Food! Shopping!
Posted by NuhC at 2:55 PM
Thursday, May 05, 2005
nothing to blog about...
Posted by NuhC at 12:41 AM
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
It's been a really loooong day for me. Dragged myself out of bed really early to meet darling at AMK for seoul garden. Darling didn't bring her phone, so i couldn't contact her to tell her i was running late. but HA! She was also late cos of the bus, soo poor thing. Anyway, the meal at Seoul Garden was satisfying. Not much of choices, but the main good things were still there.
Ran into Maohaid's friend Mohamad at Suntec, wah, he really date tall and sexy chinese girl siah... and i tot maohaid was bullshiting.
Later, I ran into Tipin at Boon Keng MRT, what a big coincidence to have ran into him. Caught up with one another's life at the void deck near our places and yah, he's got this girl in his life. Very glad... Anyway, we were watching this stupid cat catching rats. The rats were HUGE!!! And the stupid cat was waiting at the wrong hole for the rats to come out. Like watching Tom and Jerry and also Discovery Channel. Interesting...
Posted by NuhC at 12:54 AM